Rumblings of a lunatic!
madama.easyjournal.com
Female, 23
Boston Lincs (You dont know how good iot is to say that!)
I cant spell because im blonde, I cant sing because im tone deaf, and i am probably the most un deep person in the world but join me as i talk bollocks, laugh at the word bum and poo and drag you all kicking and screamimg through my life and all its seedy undertones!
Umm well i guess thats it, read on McDuff
Oh and if your wondering about the pic, its not me, its Brian Blessed, Naturally!
13.10.2005
It finally happened!
i will remain here in spirit but i have finally secombe to the powers of dun dun dun live journal... my new address is....
http://www.livejournal.com/users/madama/
and naturally there is an archive of all this shit there but Also i will be updating there insead of here :P so toodles ant thaks for the mamories!
Love peace and all that jazz
Madam A foley-Moon
7.10.2005
when i leave my dirty pants on the coffee table....
MOOD: really buzzingly happy!
DOING: writing an easyjournal thingie then i think i will eat a cornetto and the play the ps2!
LISTENING TO:sad enough mitch benn.... but that will be explained why in a sec!
THIS ENTRYS WORD: espionarge!
THIS ENTRYS SONG: Umm i like lots this entry!
THIS ENTRYS LYRIC: Not a propper lyric but every time i hear i try by macy gray i swaer blind she sings "i wear goggles when you are not here!"
"THIS ENTRYS INSULT: Fucktard! heheh i just like the sillyness i guess lol
ANYTHING ELSE??? Ok i havent been online because I HAVE A JOB!!!! Woo for mme its only really ickle at pizza hut but i am happy hehehehe i am acctually supporting myself at last no more problems!!!! YAY! Amy is a happy happy bunny! next tom now has a ps2 which has seen more use from me
! i am addicted to final fantasy 10 and metal gear solid 2 so i have been playing all that type of stuff... we even have a smackdown game in which oi made runz and she kicks ass so its quite obvious i have been doing nowt! apart from working.
I just came back from seeing mitch benn and this will lay nicely on all you surgery goers, i went as well me and while i was getting his new album he said tha i looked like the surgery rabble and he will beat the nec and hopes you all mob it! hehehehe he rembebers you all! which brings me to the sad part i finally have all the albums apart from the very old one whick am getting soon! And listening to them now so i cant let go lol! Any hoo i have to crack on with the bloody silly thing at the bottom of the page so i will leave you and bid you adue!
Love peace and all that jazz
Madam A foley-moon

AND NOW TO FINISH A SONG

well ok not a song i nicked this off sophies space on msn and i had a spare bit of time so i did this instead of a song and itntresting to see my bits i write i guess...o h ok im alll out of ideas for a song!

wat wud u do if...

- you had to move to germany tomorrow on your own?
i wouldnt go... not on my own i would have to smuggle a few people with me.
- your best mate was killed?
Thats an effing hash question... i would cry a lot and then give an epicly well written speach at the funeral so they were rememberd well.
- you had NO money? No money as in i work at tesco for a saturday job and i have no money or no money as in spare ten pence for a cuppa? Well if its the latter i would get a dog on a string drink cheep cider from a bottle wrapped in a brown bag and scare people... wait a sec that means i would become a chav!
- you got to ask the queen a question?
I would ask her her shoe size... nothing epic just something she had never heard before. like hows yer belly off the spots??
- you were made prime minister?i would legalize everthing and live off the fat of the land!
- the person who sent this to you came on to you? Sophie? (the person i nabbed it from?) hmmm would poiltly refuse her and run giggling at the situation behind her back because im CRUEL
- your best mate told you they loved you? Luci allways does
- your girl/boyfriend asked you to marry them? Giggle like a cumly wench then hmmm i dont know thats tough!
- you found out you were pregnant/ you'd got someone pregnant? book a trip to the abortion clinic bloody bloody fast!
- you could live anywhere? ummm i like boston but i would move stafford right next door... and surrounding areas.... and locko park.... all in a sqishie hunk bye the sea so i could live with everone i love and adore... thats all you guys!
- you were missing the little finger on your left hand? freak people out by pretending to pick my nose with it
- you were told you had seven days to live? do every mad thing i have ever planned hell if i only have 7 days i may as well!
- aliens invaded? Try and make friends, hey i could end up with alien buddies and there is allways the other option of anal probes
- you were given the chance to star in a movie? dahrling who could refuse me one!
- you won an oscar? do a big gwinnie and cry for hours thank everone i have ever know met or bumped into in a street

List 5...
- of your closest friends: Luci, kandi, Vicky, my tom and ummm gah all of them!
- of your favourite songs: The smiths...the more you ignore me the closer i get, the counting crows... i wish i was a girl, the who...red blue and grey, mitch benn... baby im sorry and the cure... just like heven....there is 100s more
- of the people you severly dislike:BLOODY HELL chavs, americans, that woman whos a nutritionist who looks at people poo, sexits/racists/homophobes and toffs!
- of your favourite smells: petrol, bread baking, chocolate, lavender and swaety mosha... it reminds me of you guys in the surgery!
- american states: texas, ohio, mississippi,arazona and pensylvania. and i really had to think about that
- reasons for living: chocolate music larp friends and my tom (aww... Blugh)

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1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says: now... that it all it says is now because its the end of a speach.. dam tinks books and thats from flood tide by clive cussler
2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?: the wall
3: What is the last thing you watched on TV: ummm sextology dirty pen pals or something it was lat and on channal four
4: Wats the time, WITHOUT LOOKING: bout 11
5: Now look at the clock, what is theactual time?: 3 mins past dam it my inner clock is gooood
6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?: now hes gone by mitch benn and the distractions fadingout.. tom and me tappig keys and the occational smirk of tom when he sees an amusing thing on his mud game
7: When did you last step outside? what were you doing? wadfest.plain and simple
8 Before you came to this website, what did you look at?: not a lot other peoples messages.
9: What are you wearing?: stripy sock a gothic ish skirt and almost corset pink bra and red thong and not a lot else
10: Did you dream last night: yeh and its sad i drempt i was in the plant on metal gear solid i think i play that game too much
11: When did you last laugh? bout half hour ago when mitch benn told me i did look like i was from the surgery rabble
12: What is on the walls of the room you are in?: a pic of the who in a frame a bondage migit a latex clad snow white and evil queen 2 post cards of the leauge of gentlemen poking bikini clad girls in a cage (from bizzare magazine) a pic of puss in boots looing cute stewie griffin saying go to hell.... a flyer from the fox and dv8 from gay pride.. the inlay from toxcisity, a signed surgery poster from mitch saying see you next time. some hologram sellotape, a dream from an event packm a card from some flowers tom brought me for my last birthday, a seemstres guild card from vicky with her address on it, a postcard from italy from my mother some shelves in a cove, a clock, a lighswich and a magazine holder
13: Seen anything weird lately?: nah not really although i was gothed up and a mini bus slowed down so the passengers could have a gawk at me
14: What do you think of this quiz?: not a lot its genrally one of those things that i normally do and post so everyone willl stop sending me crap like this i do one or to long ones and then never bother with them for a while dont you feal privalaged?
15: What is the last film you saw? i sat and watched all three lord of the rings extended versions back to back
16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first: everything i ever wanted and the contract people to bring to bring stafford and surrounding areas and loko park and boston and put them by the sea and make the strictly freaks only with a big fence round it!
17: Tell me something about you that I dont know: ummm i think i have told everyone everything about me so i cant .
18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?: abolish money
19: Do you like to dance?: moshing and headbanging a little i dont do nowt daft like the foxtrot
20: George Bush: the man, the legend... hey its a movie i would watch lol
21: Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? something really strange and exotic but not silly like dior... i like orchid, lilly, purl, geogette, corsette. anthrax, mellodi or dejya (hehehehe)
22: Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?: boys cant really be exotic can they they like simple things like cars and tanks, for ages i said i would call them something like eric, but now i like the simple ones like harry, archie, max, alan, charlie etc tom says he would call one " im not sure" but i think that a bit of a silly name for a kid!
22: Would you ever consider living abroad: its tooo hot there i like brittan i have to be honest
23: WHAT TIME DO YOU GET UP TODAY?(whats with the sudden caps lock!?!) 9 but only because i had work
24: IF YOU COULD EAT LUNCH WITH ONE FAMOUS PERSON, WHO WOULD IT BE? keith moon *grins*
25: GOLD OR SILVER? silver because gold looks so tacky
26:WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW:i like all sorts of crap telly sorry all these fly on the wall stuff and make over stuff are enthralling!
27: WHAT DO YOU HAVE FOR BREAKFAST? a carton of ribenia and a halloween muffin
28: WHO WOULD YOU HATE TO BE STUCK IN A ROOM WITH? some one with any of the following, extream flatulence, extream b.o. the runs or bad bad vomiting
29: CAN YOU TOUCH YOUR NOSE WITH YOUR TONGUE: no i have a tiny one ;)
30: WHAT INSPIRES YOU? music art all sorts of things really
31: WHAT IS YOUR MIDDLE NAME? i dont have one, so everyone gave me one. currently it stands at... madmam amy frederic fester foley luggosi jaffa fleabag ho mujit moon foo doofy he sang to us OMG black wire cable the third supream being of gnosall!
32: BEACH, CITY, OR COUNTRY? im a country gal!
33: FAVORITE ICE CREAM? mint, rasperry ripple or and ben a nd jerrys!
34: BUTTER, PLAIN OR SALTED POPCORN? toffee1 hehehehe
35: FAVORITE COLOR? purple
36: FAVORITE CAR? i wanta bently!
37: FAVORITE SANDWICH FILLING? cheese and oninon or sausage sorry im plain and simple!
38: WHAT CHARACTERISTIC DO YOU DESPISE? taunting jeers and bullying for no other reason than someone is different
39: FAVORITE FLOWER? lillys, orchids, nettles (i have given up on these silly questions now!)
40: IF YOU HAD A BIG WIN IN THE LOTTERY, HOW LONG WOULD YOU WAIT TO TELL PEOPLE? i wulnd tell a soul i just would be generous and buy people things etc
41: FIZZY OR STILL WATER AS A DRINK? still fizzy am yuck!
42:WHAT COLOR IS YOUR BATHROOM? grime
43: HOW MANY KEYS ON YOUR KEY RING? there is2 on one of them and 1 on the other
44: WHERE WOULD YOU RETIRE TO? where ever i dam well felt!
45: CAN YOU JUGGLE? nope nope nope an oh yeh nope
46: FAVORITE DAY OF THE WEEK? any day i can be lazy!
47: RED OR WHITE WINE? red sweet and fruity
48: WHAT DID YOU DO FOR YOUR LAST BIRTHDAY:ummmm went to the surgery i think
50: WHO ? ummmmm the who or a standing who? or what on earth do you mean
49: SAY SOMETHING NICE ABOUT THE PERSON YOU COPIED THIS FROM: sophie is a classy bird who is loverly and doesnt smell of poo
50: WHO DO YOU LEAST EXPECT WILL COPY THIS? umm well if people read it im not sure
51: PERSON YOU EXPECT WILL COPY THIS FIRST? again, if they see it... i dont know who reads my journal



And while im at it i have another i may as well put up from a little while ago so i can deleate it from my had drive...

1. What Time is it now? 00:28

2.What is your full name? Real name? Oh dear, Amy Goldstraw its not really that fantastic!

3.Single or taken? Taken *beems*

4.What does your name mean? from the french beloved, (amy) not sure about the goldstraw i think its jewish

5.Who picked out your name? mr and miss imaginative otherwis known as me mum and dad

6.What's your nickname? Madam A, ummm Miss Piggy! Bunny and various others

7.How old are you? 20 and thats all yer getting from me

8.What colour are your eyes? blue, sometimes more greyish somettimes vivid blue 'parantly

9.Do you have an innie or an outie? Innie

10.What size are your shoes? 7 so any shoes you wanna give me

12.How tall (or short) are you? 5'7 i think poss a lot more

13.Honestly what do you like about yourself? My laugh it shatters glass

14.What do you always get complimented on? Eyes and sence of humor. when i do get comlimnted, not really happens lots

15.What is your worst quality? snappy and sometimes thick!

16.What are the last four digits of your phone Number? 1237

17.Do you think you're cute? sometimes, but im not really the right person to ask am i?

18.Hair colour? Bottle blonde and proud

19.Do you wear contacts? nope nore glasses

20.Living Arrangements? rents till well very soon then the wonderful Bostonian lot

~*FAVOURITES*~

21.Favourite Drink? smoothies and coffee! Not at the same time though

22.Favourite alcoholic drink? Baileys, did you REALLY need to ask?

23.Favourite Month? August... gathering time, lots of plot finishes and more meed than you can shake a stick at

24.Favourite Food? chinease, and sausage

25.Favourite Board Game? Atmosfear!!!

26.Favourite Web Site? All of em?? I guess www.b3ta.com has most funness and also may links to other reall corkers!

27.Favourite Clothing Brand? omen? ui dont really do brands

28.Favourite day of the Year? There are so many to chooose

29.Favourite colour? purples blacks bluse red,

30.Favourite Animal? puppies dey be so coot


~*FAMILY AND FRIENDS*~

31.Do you have more girl or boy friends? more fellas, but i love all mah laydees too!!

32.Who's your best friend? Miss L i guess and poss a few others its so hard to find people on yer wavelenght these days

33.Are your parents together? Last time i looked no, but its a odd situe so yes and no

34.How often do you get together with the family? weddins birthdays and funerals the usuall

35.Do you tell your parents or your friends more? Friends but pearents find out anyway!

36 Anything special about your parents? There mine not yours so ner

37.Siblings and their ages? non what so ever

~*YES OR NO*~

38.You're a flirt? yep an proud

39.You're slutty? i dont think so... ask some one who knows me

40.You Mean? i dont get mean i just get more bitchy

41.You like someone? as in am i like some one or do i like someone

42.You can keep secrets? Who's? Genreally yeh

43.You dance in front of the mirror? only all the time!!!

44.Yo sing in the shower? i have a bath genrally but yes i sing, and badly

46.You liked Britney Spears? To be perfectly honest sice i trawled the gay bars she has grown on me, goddamit the life of a fag hag does weird things to ya!

47.You've liked a cousin? thats diiiirrrty

48.You've been in the opposite sexes bathroom? all the time, i refuse to que sometimes

49.You've seriously hurt someone? i think thats a yes, and no im not proud of it

50.You've been hurt seriously? badly but i mended

51.You swear? apparantly like a navee :P

52.You get your way? being an only child it happens naturally

53. r u willing to try new things? Why what you got planned

54.You've cheated on a test? yep not lots though

~*RIGHT NOW*~

57.What are you wearing? stripy socks umm jammies and a pen behind my ear

58.What colour are your pants? pink at the mo

59.What are you listening to? Soul music dvd on the telly

60.How are you feeling? tired, stessy and surprisingly good

61.What are you doing? Typing chatting on msn and half watching dvd

62.What are you eating? bugger all

63.How many people are online? 18

64.How's the weather? snowy and misrable

65.What's on your mouse pad? tipex and nail varnish

66.What books are you reading? devinci code... its gripping

~*GUYS ONLY*~ i will answer it anyway as there is no girl section

78.What kind of cologne do you use? Perfumes? hmmm when i bother i use jean paul gautier

79. Whats in your pockets? anput a quid in change, ligter phone fags and fluff

80.Boxers or briefs? boxers

81.Blonde or brunette? brunette

82.Tall or short? taller blokes

83.Piercings? Depends where and on whome

84.Long or short hair? long hairy mmmmmm

85.Good or bad? both

86.What do you find annoying ? i took off in girls as other bloke are filthy and stupid but you have to love em!thats what bugs me, here is really nothing to bug me about them

87.What's the first thing you notice? eyes personasilty and beard

~*OTHER QUESTIONS*~

88.What was the last movie you saw? connie and carla

89.What did you have for dinner? some meat of no description and veg

90.What are you hoping for? my life to run smothly for once

92.What movie do you really want to see? magic roundabout, to see if its as crap as people say it is

95.Where is your favourite place to travel? anwhere itzs the people who make the place not the place

96.What did you last dream about? something about reciving a dvd thrugh the post, hey go figure

97.What was the last thing you ate? a spoon full of mnashed potatoe

98.If you were a crayon what colour what would you be? Black

99.Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? my dad

100.Do you like the person that sent this to you? sam nn dave yeh the be cool

102.Ever had a crush on a teacher? mno way all mine were grusom cretures

103.Are you too shy to ask someone out? nope

104.Scary movies or happy ending? happy ending with scares in them, all the way thru the film

105.Summer or winter? summer

106.Relationships or one night stands? relationships mmmmhuh

107.Chocolate or Vanilla? chocolate

108.Do you want your friends to write back? i doubt many will

109.Who is most likely to respond? bored bored people


now i really have deserved an ice cream! byesees

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